Hey girls, it's Thursdays, and since school's already started after winter break, i am able to tell you girls how to prepare for your day back. now you're probably asking why would i tell you this now? Well ahbviously for alpha reasons! #1 hello, if i told you all my trade secrets before hand you'd know what to do before schoool you'd hog awl the reservations(to the spa), and then well i wouldn't look more ahhhmazing than the rest of you. so hold awn to my words and maybe after spring break or next year, you'll remember.
- Spa! a day to relax and kick back! okay soo you winter break didn't exactly scream glamorous! than head to the spa for atleast a three day treatment, get you hair done, nails, facials,(my gawd you should arrive poreless) wraps, massages, aroma therapy,.....ect! the whole revitalizing treatment to head back to school with that glow! tip: if anybody asks what you did during break, give them the look,flip your hair, and say, "Ahbviously something better than you!" than scan their outfit, if you've done the revitalzing treatment you should look like your break was as glamourous as tyra banks awn the red carpet.hint: mind what you say though, scan the outfit first, if their outfit is better than yours and they look like their vacation was truly better than yours, you'll be a total giveaway, and well branded loser across your forehead!(after awl you can always tell when you compare the spa treatment, to the real deal tanning at st, barts.(well,well, well, can ya guess which one will win?)
-Shopping! shop till you drop it isn't a hard thing to do. pull out you platnuim American Express card and swipe it 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,......ect times. after all you're awn a break!you deserve a treat, thank gawd exams were over rite!
-Hang out with you Bff's if they're still their! plan your day of fun together, nothing is more fun than that, and alteast you'll arrive with a smile awn you face , and you'll have tons of inside jokes!
- And last but Nawt least, stock up awn the gossip, have you personal insiders(leesh) collect all the gossip like a stack of platnuim bangled bracelets. nothing is better than coming back sharing gossip. laughing and your abbs awf!
ATTENTION I PERSONALY TITLED,THIS SHOP TILL YOU DROP FOR A REASON, SPRING HASN'T COME YET! PASTELS...... NAWT IN YET! FOR ALL THE POSER SAYING THEY ARE ME AND THAT THEY'VE ALREADY STOCKED UP ON SPRING'S LATEST! PUHLEASE! GIVE ME A BREAK, SPRING FASHIONS AREN'T EVEN RELEASED YET, DESIGNERS ARE KEEPING THEM WRAPPED UP TIGHTER THAN EVER! WOULDN'T WANT YOUR DESIGNS GETTING OUT NOW RIGHT? SOO KNOW THEY ARE LIARS AND FAKERS! A TOTAL GIVEAWAY THAT THEY AREN'T ME!
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